Alert: The following stuff was written for a technical love letter writing contest , some days back. After reading this, if you feel like puking, throwing rotten eggs or feel its gross, I won't object.

To the Faraday of my heart,

I still remember the day I met you while surfing from one college ground to the other, and realised that you are the site I was googling for. My life was just a mere uncompiled program without you,but after I met you, the p-n junction of our hearts broke down and recombination led to the formation of a bond as strong as the Nitrogen molecule.

Since then, I'm like this happy electron, making revolutions around you, the central tendency of my heart being always towards you,every bit of my mind responding only to the signals from your function generator. Integration and differentiation of my crystallized feelings for you have been polarized to the direction of your heart and believe me, they don't have any finite limits. Whenever your image is formed in the yellow spot of my optical system, the periphery of my oblate spheroid heart experiences a unilateral force which provides the necessary support for the projectile motion of my feelings towards you with constant accelaration.

What I wish to transmit through this letter is that, if we finally manage to establish a link in the remote future, will you be able to provide me the necessary standard library functions to lead a syntax error free life? I just pray to God that you have the lattice energy to break the electrostatic hate-bond between you and my father and finally agree him to our electrifying union. I have this full faith in you , that you have not given the password to anybody else, other than me, to log in to your heart.

Since we know our life is like the Wills ad (made for each other), all we can wait for , is a peaceful equilibrium as propounded by loveguru Le Chatelier, when finally the distance between us will be a straight line, giving way to perfect mutual inductance following laws of electromagnetic induction.

Yours Curie.

Tagged by Amrita.

Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you.

1. I absolutely hate lipstick,especially when people wear the shiniest and most shocking colours. Now, this is not the best way to start a post.

2. To balance that, I love kajal and kohl.Though I find both the same, only that one costs double the other.But no liner, shadow, shade and whatever else exists.

3.As children, me and my brother's one of the many questions to our parents used to be query about their respective ages and salaries.

4.I can play the harmonium an a little bit of guitar.And I can whistle.

5.Bhuchi was the name of my first personal cat.I have saved many a kitten and pups in distress.

6.I didn't hate History in school and I'm pretty good at mythology and I used to love the Engg Drawing classes in first year.
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7.Like some people are obsessed with their snaps, I sing , record , re record songs and listen to them.

8. I love doing household chores like keeping things dust free, washing my own clothes, arranging books.

9.My neighbours are pretty lively. On my right lives a family which has 6 dogs of different breeds and on the left are a family with two kids whose screams and fights make me nostalgic !

10.I have an inclination for subtitle while watching a movie. Even if its a English, Bengali or Hindi movie , with a subtitle, I will invariably look down to read them.

11.The only monetary earnings in my life are 1000 bucks from a FM contest,400 at a one act play competition and 100 each from a few group singing competitions.

12. I'm not a religious person , but I do pray and thank God at times.

13.I hate most reptiles.Lizards, snakes.I have watched very few horror movies, that too mostly with a group of people , where most of the time I kept scratching my eyes.I kind of get paranoid when the train crosses a river over a bridge.

14."There are very few men who haven't lost an umbrella in their lifetime" I'm not one of those, I've lost , umm, 4 umbrellas till date.

15.On the cullinary front, I make excellent chilly/yoghurt chicken and awful cake.Yes, my mom has banned me from making any further experiments with cakes.Not my fault though, got hold of a bad recipe on the net.

16.Every night, yes every damn night , I either have nightmares or some weird dreams. Last night was about Obama playing Holi in our lane.

17.I almost have never watched the first part of a movie which has sequels. Like Dhoom, POC, Spiderman. I finally managed to watch Princess Diaries on Sunday, after having watched Royal Engagement,say, 20 times.

18.I get maniac about wastage of food and water.

19.I love writing with chalks and pencils. I've never been able to write well with the Parker pens and Cello Gripper or even the 3 rupees pens suit me the best.

20.I love walking. Be it casual morning or evening walks, or walking to a place, under sun or in the rain, I don't complain.

21.I find it easier to do certain things for others, than for myself. For example, bargaining.

22.I'm quite sick of going out with girls whose committed halves keep calling every 5 minutes , instructing them how to cross the road, what to eat and what not to, where to go , where not to. I'd rather go around with single girls, bitch about people and laugh at PDAs.

23.Nobody likes their name to be misspelt or misprnounced, and I'm no exception.

24.I have lot of characters in my mind. And I look at things at a very unitary method kind of way. I can't possibly explain the points.

25Noddy was the first book I took from the junior school library.Little Women was the second one. I have pretty good memory when it comes to remembering petty stuffs.

I would like to tag ad libber, What's in a name, Preeti and Amrita~ams.