baba,ma,me & orkut

Instead of straightaway delving in to the everyday incidents that gave way to this title , lets just to a little bit of permutations n combination to check the compatibility of the subjects mentioned in the title--
baba & ma--my parents n nice couple!
baba & me--i may not be my father's daughter , but we do share a sweet n bitter relationship
ma & me--ya, i am more close to my mother than my father
me & orkut--this is the shortest relationship till now, among the ones mentioned, in terms of time, but nevertheless the fastest growing one, lets not elaborate .....!
but yes! the most incompatible one is when all the 4 entities come together---baba,ma , me & orkut----- its been a long time , almost 2 years since i joined orkut, but not a single day has passed when my father approved or rather passed of f the fact that i am orkutting...[:(]
almost each day , the newspaper comes out with a new story of a girl's profile being impersonated, her obscene pictures being put on the net, her mobile numbers being distributed n my father starts off with his views! yes baba, i do understand your concern, but it would have felt to me a little nicer if u had shown some confidence on my decisions, how much trifle it may be........