winter post

Enough of my croonings about no-net show. I'm kind of assured that whatever education I have received till date has not gone waste, completely.
So, in between cursing my service provider and tossing coin to decide whether to go to a cyber cafe or not, I decided to check whether the connections in modem were fine or not. Obviously the connections were fine. I'm not that dumb that it will strike after 3 damn weeks. But what went wrong was the copper oxides deposits which were blocking the contact between the phone line and the modem port. A few rubbings with a brush , insertion of the wire and there glows the link in the modem !

Inbox full of 'How will be 2009 for you? Dial 12345 @ Rs 9/min to know' messages tells you that new year is round the corner. New year means getting a year older, one more semester less for college to end.
While flipping through the pages of a magazine , I came across this astrology section , which says 'Know what 2009 has in store for you'. Its no wonder that in times of recession temples are doing better business than before. So here's what is in store for me:

1)Get married this year because your spouse will bring you loads of good luck and happiness-
Anyone , with similar predictions?

2)Students will have a bad time as they might have to discontinue their studies-
I mean why? I do pay my college fees, don't see chances of expulsion, will not be entering Miss India contest or Roadies or Indian Idol.
Ah well, if I may comply with the first option , get married in a family which doesn't allow girls to study after marriage like in those daily soaps, then its quite possible. Duh, I should stop uttering crap.

3)Your friends of foreign origin will do you good in times of need-
I do have friends in foreign lands but of Indian origin. So extending the definition of foreign origin , should I expect the likes of ET or Jadoo to help me out?
2009 seems to an exciting year !

21 comments:

Mads said...

ROFL =)) lol..i loved this post...
my predictions say the same kinda..apparently romance will bloom..yeah right.its supposedly blooming since 2004 :X :X lol
funny post :D

A Benevolent Sultan for Life said...

:)

What's In A Name ? said...

"the copper oxides deposits which were blocking the contact between the phone line and the modem port. A few rubbings with a brush , insertion of the wire and there glows the link in the modem !"

reading this, will go back to having the inferiority complex for being an inferior engineer.

wow!

:D

Preeti said...

:):):)

Anonymous said...

Nice post.
And nice blog. :)

Resurgence said...

Gal...... over 6 billion people and only 12 sunsigns to predict the future for them.... tujhe similar predictions waale to mil hi jaayenge... :).... waise nice post... so finally You got ur net connection back and that too on ur own... good... :)

vanilla sky said...

@mads
lol!


@sougata
:)

@wian
no, no!
actually this particular reaction of oxygen and copper seems to be the solution of a lot of problem in our household !

vanilla sky said...

@preeti
nice to see you back :)

@ki
Thank you :)

@resurgence
yes! hope so, i do need people to volunteer for the marriage thing , for a good future!

Angry Voices said...

Did the predictions mention anything about students getting married?

Nice post :D

Amrita~Ams said...

lol..
nice post re.. :D
now a days all r getting the same predictions...

well thxs for giving "copper oxide deposit" funda...i never tried it when my modem conk out :P

Sandeep Sundaram said...

Nice post Mate ..
Your are fortunes are much better compared To Orkuts Today's Fortune [:P]

Tarun Goel said...

Congrats engineer!!
I'm glad that you can apply your engineering, I can't :(

Myra said...

@angry voices
Well, no.
But since I'm into the marriageable age bracket , I thought the author was talking to me too.

@amrita
the oxygen in my home has too much affinity for copper all around. So this problem is common.

Myra said...

@sandip
This is my Today's fortune: The guy who reads your fortune is getting married today. Please wish him good luck!

@tarun
No no, this is a plus 2 level application. Maybe 10th level even :(

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

chal finally summer workshop ka kuch to kaam aaya :D

you are saying one sem less?? & once u had said " ei time ta ekhanei theme jak"

get married , something interesting to look fwd in my ( your) life.

Myra said...

@truthful
ahh, you got your windows back or cafe?
one sem less in a melancholy way :( not in rejoicing mood :(

Now , what does that last statement of yours mean??

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

yo net thik hoiche :D

arre last sentence means that our life is boring , so plz get married jisse it becomes interesting. u know even dulhan ki saheli has certain advantages .
completly pun intended.

Karthik said...

ET? You really expect ET to help you out? What fun that'd be though!! :)

Happy New Year!

A Benevolent Sultan for Life said...

Wish you a very happy and prosperous New Year .

vanilla sky said...

@truthful
yeah, lets get married ...a break from monotonous life

@karthik and tyro
happy new year to you too :)

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