Alert: The following stuff was written for a technical love letter writing contest , some days back. After reading this, if you feel like puking, throwing rotten eggs or feel its gross, I won't object.
To the Faraday of my heart,
I still remember the day I met you while surfing from one college ground to the other, and realised that you are the site I was googling for. My life was just a mere uncompiled program without you,but after I met you, the p-n junction of our hearts broke down and recombination led to the formation of a bond as strong as the Nitrogen molecule.
Since then, I'm like this happy electron, making revolutions around you, the central tendency of my heart being always towards you,every bit of my mind responding only to the signals from your function generator. Integration and differentiation of my crystallized feelings for you have been polarized to the direction of your heart and believe me, they don't have any finite limits. Whenever your image is formed in the yellow spot of my optical system, the periphery of my oblate spheroid heart experiences a unilateral force which provides the necessary support for the projectile motion of my feelings towards you with constant accelaration.
What I wish to transmit through this letter is that, if we finally manage to establish a link in the remote future, will you be able to provide me the necessary standard library functions to lead a syntax error free life? I just pray to God that you have the lattice energy to break the electrostatic hate-bond between you and my father and finally agree him to our electrifying union. I have this full faith in you , that you have not given the password to anybody else, other than me, to log in to your heart.
Since we know our life is like the Wills ad (made for each other), all we can wait for , is a peaceful equilibrium as propounded by loveguru Le Chatelier, when finally the distance between us will be a straight line, giving way to perfect mutual inductance following laws of electromagnetic induction.
Yours Curie.
Self Appraisal
1 week ago
16 comments:
That was some technical stuff... Good one though...
Poetry
Written in early summer between the class-XII boards and the Engg 4th sem maybe. Too much Basic Electronics, too little analog ckts, too much H.S hang-over!
But, yes, you should have made a podium finish with this letter.
lol!!! god can people be this insane??!!
You know when you understand this that you are in trouble.
Science and romance... an unlikely combination. :) I liked it though. Imaginative. :)
did u win ?
PEOPLE SHE WON !!! :D she"ll never own upto it but she's getting 500 bucks for it hahahhahhaa treat treat.
WIAN has intercepted most correctly -too much of HS hangover is the only thing which could install remembrance of chemistry :) (no offence meant though)
@workhard
Thank you :)
!wian
It was written a few days back.Too much HS hangover definitely means I stopped learning anything after that :(
Naah, somebody else went up to the podium.
@phoenix
Who ? People become insane in love, i thought. I'm not insane!
@ad libber
Trouble?
Nobody can beat you in love letter writing art , so don't worry!
@ki
Thank you:)
@sougata
NO, I didn't win *sniff*
@truthful
NO people I didnt win in this one! I won a petty 3rd prize in a technical story writing contest, if that is what she is trying to convey !
And in love , chemistry is what matters !
i'v 2 agree wid ki..science n romance r an odd combo..but this post rocks...
hehheh...u technocrat...hehhe..hope i will use this letter for impressing..sum one :P :P
@ anwesa and amrita
Thank you for liking it!
Gal... good stuff.... U showed ki tujhe Chemistry, Biology, Physics, CompSc, Electronics sabka gyan hai.... :)... tere dimaag me itne terms aaye kahan se? Aur woh bhi aise khat likhte waqt... :)
However, it also reflects ki main techie duniya se kitna door ho gaya hoon...... :(
wow:)
this sort of reminds me of a technical Antakshari in which I once participated.
but this was just brilliant!!!
I like your stuff on this blog.
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