Earlier my mom used to get shocks at the very mention of offers like 500 sms for 51. These days I resort to smaller numbers like 110 for 11 , and spare her from further jolts.
1)Faltoo Forwards. Forward pathetic jokes, utterly boring friendship/love statements and even promo messages from your service providers.And if you are one of those souls who is a fan of sending those 32 hearts to 10 people to get the person of your life in 1 hour, free sms schemes may be the right thing for you.
2)Use messages as twitter,tell friends 'what are you doing right now?' Be prepared for the gali-ful replies after some time too.
3)Be a good kid to your parents. Inform them of your every move, like having ice cream now, coming back after an hour, classes over etc!
4)Take another mobile, send an sms to it,start a stop watch, and measure the sms transmission time.Repeat it for accuracy. Its around 7 seconds.
5)Send missed sms on the line of missed calls, when you have no balance to call somebody.
6)Be a well mannered person, Wish people good morning/good night just like that!
7)Act as news feed.Inform people about important happenings, about tv shows.
So these more or less , will suffice a jobless person to exhaust his/her free sms scheme.
Self Appraisal
1 week ago
33 comments:
Free sms schemes are meant for examinees and lovers. Otherwise, it is meant to be left alone. Unless you do like doing the things you have listed.
#4 is quite interesting. You actually did that? :P
You know what? I tried it too. And in my case, the transmission time came out to be six seconds instead of seven. hahahahahaha!!!
You wrote this post na? Now sms all your friends informing them of this fact, and "urge" them to read it and provide their "vishesh tippani's" :D
Typing sms is really boring .
how many follow route no. 3?? :P
lovers & loafers alike use those 11Rs me raat 11pm se 11 hrs ke liye free talk.
'cool post'
wah..cant believe ur more jobless than me to try out no. 4!!!!!!!!
why didnt i try that ever :(
btw have u ever tried calling your own number? :D :D :D :D
i loveeeee smsing...can type in my sleep \:D/
nice post, dudeni :-w \:D/
@ad libber
Exactly. Its most suited during exam time. Lovers , I think prefer call reduction offers more than this.
Na, na I don't do things I mentioned except No. 4!
@rajat
Yes, no harm in doing that!
6 seconds? I'll try again, I've 32 left to finish before 12 today :P
@sougata
yeah, at times.
@truthful
Nooo I dont avail those Laila majnu raat type offers.
@mads
calling own number? engaged tone comes, na? I know how to get missed call from your own number :P
Lol this post really is very funny :D
the #4 wins the most funny stmnt on this post...btw how u know that the transmission time is 7 seconds ??? tumne yeh bhi try kar ke dekh liya :P
hahhaha...funny funny..
7 sec..??:O..tuje kaise pata???tell tell...u tried :P..or tukka mara...
"32 hearts to 10 people to get the person of your life in 1 hour, free sms schemes may be the right thing for you."...@lolz...:D
achca :O temme how to get missed from own number?? :O
yeah engaged tone comes :D :D :D
@ suyog , amrita
Now , i havent discovered light year ! ! when you have 100 free sms at your dispense, such silly things are your only way out.
@mads
call your service provider number, like 123, 121
all those recorded talks going on..
In the meantime , call your number , from your own ph, you will find your number waiting. And after you, disconnect your call, you will find a misd call from your own number...
how many free smses do you have left,saheli? ;)
send me a forward and expect ur no to land in my screened nos list! lol! i never got that hooked into texting people..
I have never been at ease with typing messages on phones... but I know ppl who wud SMS on anything and nething... just like u mentioned..... :)... Gal... njoy smsing if u luv it... :)
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