Earlier my mom used to get shocks at the very mention of offers like 500 sms for 51. These days I resort to smaller numbers like 110 for 11 , and spare her from further jolts.

1)Faltoo Forwards. Forward pathetic jokes, utterly boring friendship/love statements and even promo messages from your service providers.And if you are one of those souls who is a fan of sending those 32 hearts to 10 people to get the person of your life in 1 hour, free sms schemes may be the right thing for you.

2)Use messages as twitter,tell friends 'what are you doing right now?' Be prepared for the gali-ful replies after some time too.

3)Be a good kid to your parents. Inform them of your every move, like having ice cream now, coming back after an hour, classes over etc!

4)Take another mobile, send an sms to it,start a stop watch, and measure the sms transmission time.Repeat it for accuracy. Its around 7 seconds.

5)Send missed sms on the line of missed calls, when you have no balance to call somebody.

6)Be a well mannered person, Wish people good morning/good night just like that!

7)Act as news feed.Inform people about important happenings, about tv shows.

So these more or less , will suffice a jobless person to exhaust his/her free sms scheme.